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Retorts to spam
My Retort To Spam..... (Members Only)
Name: Nadege Kouame
Email Address: nadege_kouame22@yahoo.com
Subject: FROM: NADEGE KOUAME
IP: 196.201.65.150
Message: FROM: NADEGE KOUAME
COUNTRY: ABIDJAN, IVORY COAST
EMAIL ADDRESS, (nadege_kouame22@yahoo.com) DEAR LOVELY ONE,
I GOT YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION THROUGH THIS SITE AND I DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU, HOPING THAT BY ALMIGHTY GOD GRACE YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME OUT FROM MY SITUATION, AFTER MY SEVEN GOOD DAYS PRAYERS AND FASTING OVER SEEKING FOR AN OVERSEES GUARDANCE .
I AM NADEGE KOUAME (22 YEARS OLD) THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE CHIEF JACQUE KOUAME WHO WAS A FAMOUS AND WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN HERE,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST. I AM SEEKING FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF (US$6,500,000.00 ) SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE OF AMERICAN DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT OVERSEAS FOR AN INVESTMENTS PURPOSES,SUCH AS REAL ESTATES MANAGEMENTS AND STOCK MARKERTS. PLEASE DEAR ONE,
I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THIS MY TOTAL FUND AS YOUR COMMISSION FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE TO ME. PLEASE KINDLY MAIL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MY LETTER FOR MORE IMPORTANT DETAILS CONCERNING THIS
MY MUTUAL TRANSACTION. NOTE: I HAVE ALL THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RELATION TO THIS MY FUND DEPOSITED BY MY LATE FATHER IN THE BANK. PLEASE QUICKLY AND KINDLY REPLY ME ON THIS MY PRIVATE
EMAIL ADDRESS, (nadege_kouame22@yahoo.com) FOR CONFIDENTIAL AND SECURITY REASONS SO THAT I CAN MAIL YOU MY PHOTOS OK.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS. YOURS SWEET HEART,
NADEGE KOUAME. And my Retort.... Dear Unattractive Colleague & Peer, uh, Lovely Other, Nadege, I hope your seven days went well. Apparently, not even God Almighty can keep spam from billowing in my email or onto this site. Thankfully, I received your email in a timely fashion. Your 22 years old and rich huh, considering you're a woman to boot would make yours truly a very lucky man. Prayers are answered and I'm very thankful you logged onto and found my site instead of some poor chap that would have just chastised your very existence. I will try to bring this important transaction to a successful ending. Then again, I haven't successfully done jack squat since pinning that kid at a wrestling contest 26 years ago which makes me echo again in wonder what the heck somebody on the Ivory Coast is doing contacting little old me. 6.5 million huh, that's a large sum of money there Nadege! A small % of that could even buy me a Abidjan Bride or at least a box seat and plenty of hot dogs & brewski's for the upcoming Pittsburgh Steeler Season. Since it is such a large amount, you'll probably want a Good Faith Estimate which I've already provided. 20%, that is just way too much and I couldn't ethically charge you such an insane amount. No worries though, you won't see Section 32 coming into play here and I have a long standing relationship with The Pennsylvania Department of Banking and the Local District Attorney. Amazingly enough, they kind of like me...so your large dollup of dead presidents will be welcomed and taken care of. Please send me the following so we can take care of such an urgent transaction: -a blood sample -a letter of recommendation from Dr. Phil -a photo id & packet of cat snacks for my little Baxter Thankfully, you've taken the proper security measures to use a yahoo email account rather than some popular site than anybody on God's Green Earth can create an account on. I look forward to handling your business, I've got toilet paper in hand:-) Yours Annoyed, Mr. Jason Sardi
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